Me: what kind of font is this?
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in canada we play “duck duck moose”
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cool facts about me!!!!!
- i cry a lot
- i will cry if u talk to me
- i will cry if u dont talk to me
- i wil cry
you’re not allowed to like the things i like because i hate you
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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
when you know a song so well that you can listen to it in your head without actually listening to it
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
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